What you need

  • A box of Kraft Dinner
  • As much butter and milk as indicated on the box of Kraft Dinner
  • A thicc hot dog

Do this

  • Get a pan big enough to stick a hot dog in and start boiling some water
  • About an inch from the top of the hot dog, cut lengthwise in half. Cut each half until you have 8 tentacles.
  • Boil the hot dog for about 5 minutes. Remove from water and set aside
  • Dump macaroni in the boiling hot dog water and cook according to package directions. It’s just Kraft Dinner. You got this.
  • Serve in a bowl with your octodog on top. You can give it little eyes with some peppercorns or something if you’re feeling fancy.

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