The first time I ever got drunk was when I was 16 and took a trip to Spain. My friends didn’t like the sangria so I drank the entire pitcher and ended up calling them “putas baratas” whenever I needed to translate for them.

What you need:

  • A bottle of dry red wine
  • .5 cup brandy
  • An apple
  • An orange
  • 4 tbsp symple syrup
  • 1 cup orange juice
  • Ice

Do This:

  • Cut the apple into wedges
  • Cut the orange into round slices
  • Dump everything in a pitcher and stir
  • Drink responsibly and do not attempt to speak Spanish to underpaid gift shop owners.



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