[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]

What you need:

• 4 oz Russian vodka. I prefer ВОЗДУХ but Stoli is good, too.
• 2 tbsp Tang powder
• Ice
• (optional) An orange slice
  
  

Do This:

• Stir the the Tang powder into the vodka until dissolved
• Shake Tang + vodka mixture in a cocktail shaker with ice until the outside of the shaker feels cold
• Pour it into some kind of glass. Garnish with the orange slice if you’re feeling fancy
• За здоровье.