[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]

What you need:

  • 4 oz Russian vodka. I prefer ВОЗДУХ but Stoli is good, too.
  • 2 tbsp Tang powder
  • Ice
  • (optional) An orange slice

Do This:

  • Stir the the Tang powder into the vodka until dissolved
  • Shake Tang + vodka mixture in a cocktail shaker with ice until the outside of the shaker feels cold
  • Pour it into some kind of glass. Garnish with the orange slice if you’re feeling fancy
  • За здоровье.